blogs without names.

why do i have so many?


- people who ask you to make decisions you don't actually care about.

- wearing sunglasses at night. (you know, unless you're blind.)

- when people don't punctuate.

- when people bite their nails & spit 'em out in your house.

- scraping a fork, knife, or spoon across a plate. most annoying noise EVER.

- extremely fat girls squeezing into skinny jeans with their ass cracks hanging out all over the place. hey, it's ok to be a size 18 or whatever.

- chewing gum disgustingly & making that annoying "pop/smack" noise. must you chew gum like a prostitute?

- when people say "aw, true."
eg, "what are you doing this weekend?"
"going shops."
"aw true."
or,
"what are you doing on the weekend?"
"saving puppies. but if they have rabies, i'll be home a bit later coz i have to go to the hospital & have a blood transfusion for the fourth time this week."
"... aw true."

- the word "cunt." just don't use it. it's disgusting.

- cake-up. seriously. you look fine without it.

- when random people come up to you & start talking to you. or take pictures. just don't do it. i don't like it.

- when you have a really bad headache & can't keep your eyes open.

- when people chew on their jewellry.

- when people say they'll call you & then they don't.

- when people interupt you when they're supposed to be listening to what you're talking about.

- when people sing along to songs that they don't actually know the words to. they're ruining my experience. especially if "the climb" is on.

- when people kill a bug in their house & don't clean it up. they just leave it there. throw it outside or something.

- when people brag about their "haterz" like its a good thing.

- when people stop the microwave before it beeps, like 1 second before, then they don't hit the clear button so you can't see the clock.

- people who think they're hot shit.

- when people are tryhards.

- when chicks are all like, "oh im so FAT."
2 things, yeah?
1) you're probably not fat.
2) if you ARE fat, don't tell me about it. go exercise or something.
like matty.
he jogs.

- when people sulk around & when you ask them whats wrong they go, "ohh... nothing..." & sigh.

- when people you don't know sit a seat away from you at the cinema when the whole cinema is free.

- when people compliment you just because they want a compliment back.

- when people misunderstand what you are saying & take it as a bad thing.

- when you eat popcorn & the shell gets stuck to your teeth/gums.

- laugh tracks on TV shows that aren't funny.

- when the radio kills your favourite songs by playing them & playing them & playing them.

- when people judge you before they know you.

- when people ask for the time & point to their wrist. when i need to go to the bathroom, i don't point at my crotch.

- people who pick their noses while driving. your windows aren't that tinted. i can still see you.

- when people go, "i knowww someonee whooo likeeesss youuuu" jump off a cliff. tell me already.

- when people over exaggerate.

- when people lie to make themselves look better.

- people who are waaaaaaaaaaay too happy. all the time.

- adults who have braces. ick. it's like, you're pushing 50. who cares?

- girls with boy names.

- finding onion rings in my chips.

- when people don't know its their turn in a card game. its like, man, hurry up already.

- when people laugh just because other people are laughing & don't actually know what they're laughing about.

- crumbs in your bed.

- when people pick at their scabs.

- rude people. like what's the point in being rude?

- people who listen to ghetto music at 4578934759837459832748 decibels in the middle of the night. hey, if i wanted to listen to your music, i'd BE IN YOUR CAR.

- parents who can't control their children in shopping centres. & the children are yelling & screaming & kicking things over. & the parents are just like, "please stop"

- when you think a leaf blower is a chainsaw.

- when cashiers spend 10 minutes talking to someone else instead of serving you. DO YOUR JOB PLS.

- when you have a dream that you're falling or whatever, then twitch violently & wake up.

- how people say they're obsessed with a band when they only know one or two songs.

- dogs barking all night.

- when your mum buys an ipod & then she's all, "ok now what do i do" & then you get in trouble for "not explaining it properly"

- when people don't like ANY SPORT AT ALL.

- people who make choices for you.

- when people add you on msn but never talk to you.
ever.
EVERRRR.

- when people stare at you. STOP LOOKING AT ME.

- when someone texts you, & then they call 10 minutes later because you didnt reply.

- when people add you and you go .. who is this? and they're like WHOSE THIS ?! and your like you adding me and there like who are you?

- When you talk about somthing,and use a "big" word and they pretend to know what it means,and then when you ask " Do you even know what it is?" Or what it means,and they say" oh no i forgot" then when you tell them they'll be like " oh yea!"

- I hate it when you DO know something though.
And then people are like "do you even know what that means?" And your like how old do you think I am ?






well i probably have 4579384759734598374948572097592 more.
but im fairly sure you don't care ;D

hello, everyone!
sorry i haven't been on for a while, been busy with school, guitar, the rest, you know.

i'd like to get a busking licence, i think you can get free ones in subi?
but you have to pay for them for the city.
but hey, you get paid just for practising, you know?
get a nice spot, just sit around playing & drinking coke.
or hot chocolate if its cold outside.
or coffee if its early.
you get the general jist. or gist. whatever it is.

i think its gist?

anyway.
my fish are still alive, so that's good.
so is my bird.
i don't kill ALL of my pets accidentally.
there's only been 3.
they were all guinea pigs.
but i don't think it was my fault.
coz it was in summer, & they lived outside. maybe it was heat stroke?
errrr.

i am currently trying to fix up my myspace, but the CSS doesn't like me.
pretty sure i'll get it eventually.
everyone's still asleep so i can't listen to my music.
uncool.

well can't stay long, got to go feed the bird, get ready for tennis.
byeeeee!

LOL bffl.
have a good weekend :)

i know you're reading.

sorry, fans (& i know there is a lot of you ;), i was on holiday for a while.
next time i'll give a heads up.


you know what bothers me?
when you think someone is your friend, then they get angry at you for a stupid reason & say stuff behind your back.
i really, REALLY hate that.


but i guess some people just aren't "friend material". you try & try to be friends with them, but then they just throw it in your face.
i guess some people are just like that.
why, though?
why would you want to be like that? to not consider anyone else but yourself.
if you do that, people are going to pretend to like you, but secretly hate you.
such a beautiful world this is.


some people just fuck it up for the rest of us.

like terrorists, for example.
just because some terrorists are muslim, doesn't mean that ALL muslims are bad.
i know lots of muslims, they're some of the nicest people you'll meet.


also, one other thing i'd like to point out.

you know, everyone is always like, "lip piercings are RANNNNNNKKKKK, but ear piercings are normal."
if everyone got lip piercings when they were born instead of ear piercings, everyone would be like, "ear piercings are RANNNNNNNNNKKKK, but lip piercings are normal."

i know, i know.
some people think that facial piercings on girls are disgusting, it ruins their beauty, etc.
but i think in some cases, it actually can ENHANCE their beauty.
like for example, some people like monroe piercings on girls.
for those of you who don't know, a monroe piercing is a piercing placed off center, above the upper lip & is meant to resemble a beauty spot.
i personally dislike this piercing, but to each his own, right?

i'd like a lip piercing, i'm one of those people who just generally like piercings.
& my dad hates that about me.
i don't like neck piercings or anything like that, though.
i quite like lip, nose, tragus (i'm getting one, it's on the flap of cartilage on your ear, closest to your face & cheekbone, google it.) belly piercings are ok, they're overdone though. i quite like hip microdermals, but everyone else hates those.
i think they look really feminine.

but yes, i'd like a lip piercing. possibly snakebites, but they are becoming too associated with emo.
i think i'll just have to keep bugging my dad about it. :)

well i'm off to make a toasted sandwich (omnomnom) but will return later for more,
adios til next time, ciao bonjorno.

aren't dreams interesting?

it's kind of like a solar eclipse, when you think about it.
during the day, you think your thoughts consciously, whereas at night, your thoughts are subconscious; sometimes they make sense, other times they dont.

some people believe that dreams mean something. kind of like predicting the future in a twisted sort of way.

i believe dreams are the brain's way of telling you that you are over-thinking during the day. my dreams rarely make sense, & they're kind of scary in a bizarre fashion, some people might say that im amazingly brilliant in this way, but i actually dont think it means anything.

what about a nightmare?
what is a nightmare?
who really knows?
in my opinion, a nightmare is just a dream, with feelings of fear, horror, distress, etc.
i think nightmares are greatly influenced by stressful situations in the person's walking life.

but still, isnt it weird? how your brain can take your daily thoughts & warp them into something amazing? something that sometimes feels really real & when you wake up you think, "oh im so glad thats over!" or "i wish i never woke up!" it is truly spectacular what the human brain can do.

we are an amazing species.

haha thanks steph, it was great :)

except for those certain people who said they wanted to meet me,
turns out they wanted to meet my friend, i was just there as their photographer.

"aww, bye!" hugs all round.
yeah, lets just wave to leila, i dont really want to touch her.

K THANKS, I LOVE YOU TOO.

but yeah other than that, it was really fun, thanks for inviting me steph.
sorry i couldnt bring any redbull.

i wasnt as un-co as i thought i would be, so that was good.

but dont you hate it when people use you to get closer to your friends?
you make an effort, & they dont seem to care as much as you do.
i try not to care, but when i do care, nobody else does.

"spice up your blog"
NO, I DONT WANT TO.

what if im just a plain, sort of normal person (dont say anything)
i dont want spice on my blog.
i dont like spicy food much.

ill stick with ice-cream & orange juice & tickling the roof of my mouth with a toothbrush.